Butt Condom

1. The pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your butt from touching the toilet seat.

2. A similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.

Man 1: "Hey, the bathroom here has pre-made butt condoms, now I don't have to worry about indirectly touching my butt with another man's butt!"

Man 2: "Nice!!"

by Noslo109 August 9, 2010

Broke boy condom

When your broke so you use a king size snickers bar wrapper that you found on the street in place of condom.

I got snicker stank dick after using a broke boy condom on my mom last night.

by U_Luv_Boobs January 30, 2019

Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

by MadMikey May 16, 2013

condoleeza

One who has sex with the president.

"She is a condoleeza!"

by loveshams July 2, 2005

cup condom

n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.

Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.

by optic_fuel August 23, 2008

condoleeza rice

Another word for shit.

The cat took a Condoleeza Rice on the floor.

by Octy May 26, 2008

Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009