Buzz around the campfire

Cowboy talk for "Rumor"

Now, the buzz around the campfire is that the fella responsible for that mess headed southward.

by Babwe July 27, 2023

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The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."

by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

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