When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 7, 2025
Get the Dirty Colin mug.Coline is a very sexy girl but beware, she is not only a dream body. Coline is intelligent, kind and almost always smiling. All boys want to please Coline so if you are lucky enough to get her favor, make sure you stay her favorite. She has a little kleptomania problem but a smile from her will make you forget that she stole your heart.
by pivocz November 22, 2021
Get the Coline mug.This boy is everything you want and more. With his adorable smile and amazing brown hair, he gets all the girls attention. But even though he gets all of that attention he only pays attention to one person. His standards are pretty high. He is very caring and loving. He is always able to put a smile on your face. He’s not gay but loves to accessorize, he always has some sort of bracelet, anklet, or chain on. He has good styles but most of the time just wears a t-shirt over his hoodies. Colin is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet so if you find him be sure to keep him in your life.
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Get the Colin mug.The most handsomest funniest sweetest man ever. he’s the most fun to be around, cutest looks and personality. Everyone loves him so much including me. his hair is beatiful but not as beatiful as his eyes. when you look at him you would instantly fold.
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Get the Colin mug.The guy that girls like for no reason lol no reason good at sports but always someone better just okay you know not good but not bad
“Oh that’s Colin?”
by Poor little food November 21, 2021
Get the Colin mug.In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
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