The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 3, 2010
Get the Cock Fraudmug. by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017
Get the cock hurtmug. The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
Get the cock patchmug. by Adolfz November 22, 2010
Get the Massive Cockmug. A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.
by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009
Get the cock gobletmug. When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!
GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
by G-PrimeRib October 21, 2010
Get the Cock tuckmug. When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
Get the Lincoln Cockedmug.