Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

Cleavous

A cleavous is when a female's clitoris is so long, that it actually hangs outside the vagina. It gives the appearance of a hotdog sticking up out of a bun like a T.

Fred: "Susan has the biggest cleavous that I've ever seen!!"
Jim: "How long was it?"
Fred: "It must has been at least 4 inches!!!"
Jim: "Holy schnikes!!"

by || TestForEcho || June 25, 2009

Cleveland Creamer

Exactly the same as the "Cleveland Steamer" except the shitter has diarrhea.

Greg was sleeping on Spencer's bed and Mike gave him a Cleveland Creamer. Now Spencer has to wash his sheets, Greg just licked it off.

by CS1929 February 22, 2011

Cleveland Georgia

1. A town located in Northern Georgia with a population of about 30 thousand. It is the primal location for the shittiest and worst high school in America: where at least half of the student body has said the word "n*gger"
Also know as: Meth-hood Plantation

"John, what can you tell me about Cleveland, Georgia?"

"HTGKMO, one half of Cleveland Georgia's 30 thousand people are soccer moms that try to have the most to compete with others or racist meth-head rednecks. You're either upper-class or lower class. You'll be bullied if you do not wear Chocos, but won't fit in with rednecks and hoes either, unless you want to accept whore behavior and snorting coke at bonfires. There is no in between. Make sure to own the word n*gger as well. They love it. Oh, and whatever you do, don't be anti-marijuana. The folks of Meth-hood Plantation will disown you."

by Bitch-Lasagna February 12, 2019

double cleveland

A man is sporting a "double Cleveland" if he's wearing both white shoes and a white belt. If he's wearing only one of the two, it's called a "half Cleveland."

Hey, check out the guy over there in the double Cleveland.

by JPWatkins November 15, 2013

Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period

Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed

by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.

'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.

by gemba August 1, 2011