Christ Barsamyan

Strongest guy you’ll ever see, Down to fuck anytime and sexiest body ever

Christ Barsamyan is such a strong and sexy guy, I should go fuck him.

by 818_Pavel August 5, 2022

Alba and Christ

The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.

Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ

by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021

Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.

I want that Christ cream

by christcreamer May 15, 2023

Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

by Lil pharma July 5, 2022

Steezus Christ

DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)

Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.

by The Official Steezus Christ April 7, 2025

Meme Christ

A Meme Christ is a true god and savior of memes, one of the remaining survivors from the feminist attack. They're people who manage the balance of memes throughout the world.

Larry said to Tyler "I am Meme Christ!"
Tyler was shocked, saying "Are you a survivor?!" He started to sob, as Thoti screamed in fear, as she disappeared..

by ItzThyXenn May 21, 2018

Jesus Christ

King of Kings

Jesus Christ is King

by Masihiun January 11, 2024