Not that I care is when you don't actually care but care enough to answer someone's questions or give advice, or butt into an over heard conversation
by Impkiller May 2, 2020
Get the Not that I caremug. Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. When someone acts like they don't care about anything to the extent where they are just seen as a care human being. Can often be confused with caring, but is actually the opposite.
by Arora fan January 15, 2021
Get the Caremug. A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Get the Do you care about the Christians who died?mug. by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023
Get the Take care of the dogsmug. Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing
by Kevlaa January 28, 2010
Get the care capacitormug. Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning
Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 2, 2019
Get the St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centremug.