arm-candy

Someone that walks next to you while you walk in a public place to impress or make yourself seem more presentable.

Molly used Matt as her arm-candy in school to impress Colin.

by Bocks123 April 29, 2019

candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Candy Sack

Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.

Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org

by darthdinn December 27, 2011

Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Candy Swiper

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

by meqanick September 30, 2018

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015