Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

[Canadian Condo]

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.

"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"

by The Mad Economist August 2, 2013

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.

I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021