Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.

"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"

by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015

Crotch Crawlers

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...

Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.

by Crunk Dawson December 19, 2009

Crotch Canyon

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

by Early riser July 14, 2009

Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009