nothing burger

Over exposed topic being pushed by fake news establishment, without any evidince or reason except for ratings.
What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?”

Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”
by rolandmadlo666 June 30, 2017
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Sonic Burger

When the labia of a woman is all sloppy and hangs out like the lettuce, tomato and meat of a greasy sloppy sonic burger.
I munched on her Sonic Burger.
by Caleb the Artist March 15, 2010
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eggel burger

The most delicious burger on the face of the Earth. The name is created through a combination of the names of ingredients. It is a Bagel, preferably Everything, with a fried Egg, and a 1/3 lb Burger patty. Usually garnished with cheddar cheese, pepper, salt, and ketchup/ranch to taste.
Invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp.
"Oh dear god, I believe this Eggle Burger has clogged my arteries...with deliciousness! Now this is what I call a food stuff!"
by AvocadoBeanDip June 28, 2005
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Cheeky Burger

someone who is super annoying, but also be looking like a snacc
Dude, I hate my sister
Yeah, she's such a cheeky burger.
by okBubbyRetard January 22, 2020
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burger water

Burger Water : The bodily fluids an overweight and/or obese woman produces during sexual stimulation.
I was eating this fat-girl out and got her burger water all up in my face. I vomited when she wiped her burger water on me.
by CommissarConnor October 16, 2013
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colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.
Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"
by Cabji September 27, 2003
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The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 11, 2010
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