turd burglar

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.

All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.

by Bradgehog November 5, 2013

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brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015

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Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

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Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

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mouth burglar

Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.

Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.

n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!

by jah90013 July 23, 2016

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Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

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Ryan Bugler

The greatest human being to ever live. He is a local celebrity in the town of Marblehead, MA. Anyone is lucky to be friends with this legend. He is an African American Athlete who could very possibly make it to the NBA.

That kids so cool he could be "Ryan Bugler."

by Bigblacktimerwimer July 26, 2017

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