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Bro's Before Hoe's 

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
Bro's Before Hoe's by Air Assault January 12, 2008
chamorro slang.
can be used for a variety of things
mainly a substitute for "damn" or "calm down"
leche bro=damn bro
leche bro, long time no see.
(noun) Strong and inspirational men who support Movember and are committed to change the face of men's health. Mo Bros register at Movember.com, grow a moustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for men's health issues during the month of November. Mo Bros start Movember 1st clean-shaven, then grow and groom their Mo, for the rest of the month, raising money along the way.
During Movember there are a lot of hot Mo Bros rocking strong moustaches
Mo Bro by Mo Sista Mimi March 7, 2012

Cool story, bro! Tell it again! 

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

Don't taze me bro! 

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

Bro'zilian

the male version of brazilian hair removal
Jason: I'm tired of feeling sweaty and hairy all summer long. I've booked myself in to have the whole lot waxed. I'm gonna be smooth for the summer.

Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
Bro'zilian by MikeBus November 13, 2010