A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
by popkxw May 5, 2024

by Jfcjfjcfh February 28, 2022

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm July 1, 2022
