Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.
by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Bausch & Lombmug. *Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Seed-Piemug. David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.
by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007
Get the blumpkin flippity flopmug. The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009
Get the Faux Reverse Blumpkinmug. When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.
by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003
Get the Blumpkin Double Duomug. While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
by Marcookski January 27, 2010
Get the Wrecking Ball Blumpkinmug. The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 7, 2016
Get the Reverse Female Blumpkinmug.