Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

Faux Reverse Blumpkin

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.

Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.

by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009

Blumpkin Double Duo

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.

It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.

by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 7, 2016