by I hate Karen January 07, 2019
That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
by StephenDaedalus November 24, 2008
"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!
by simpsonguy27 February 07, 2009
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 21, 2020
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
go by the name kelly barr. want chicken wings all the time right until you do. generally just really really weird.
hey did u see that blonde skinny cbc boy lover earlier? oh my god didn’t know kelly barr was here ew.
by meowwooflol October 17, 2019
Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
by spazz13 November 05, 2004