A person who thinks they are strawberry blond

Ginger people who will get offended at anything

Oh no it’s a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

blond-chippy-cum-rack

That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com

Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.

by StephenDaedalus April 4, 2009

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

blonde skinny cbc boy lover

go by the name kelly barr. want chicken wings all the time right until you do. generally just really really weird.

hey did u see that blonde skinny cbc boy lover earlier? oh my god didn’t know kelly barr was here ew.

by meowwooflol October 17, 2019

Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa!

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!

Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004