Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 06, 2011
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Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.
I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.
by MidnightBlaster August 07, 2017
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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
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Truck blast

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.
Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?
by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015
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Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
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wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.
"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"
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Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018
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