Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 06, 2011
When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.
by MidnightBlaster August 07, 2017
The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015
The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
Bukkake-like facial cumming.
"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.
"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.
by egbb June 03, 2015
When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.
Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018