boredeath

When someone is so bored that they die. noun

i was in middle east studies and the person next to me suffered a boredeath.

by Micahel chip December 3, 2007

bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore

Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore

by keeva February 22, 2008

I’m bored

Girls use this when hinting that they need dick or some pot

“I’M BORED THINK IM GONNA HIT UP JerMEY”

by Readit- January 28, 2019

a bore hog

useless not good for much ( most american men )

Sweetheart get up off your backside & help me!! sometimes you are useless as tits on a bore hog.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

Bored to AIDS

Being bored to the point that continuing on would be almost as torturous as having AIDS.

Bob: And then the electrons and bullshitA combine with moles and hydrate equations to form bullshitAB...

Kevin: This guy is so fucking boring.

Jay: I know, I'm bored to AIDS, nigga, fuck.

by Like a Dozen May 1, 2011

Bjork List

People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.

That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.

by Kebabpete March 11, 2011

Sha-bored

It's what you say when you're EXTREMELY bored. It's really quite fun to say and a good way to annoy your friends. It means 'bored', go figure.

random kid: I'm Sha-bored!!!!
other random kid: *walks away*

by Mr. McFuzzypants XD July 14, 2007