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fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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Peaky Blinder

When you poke a girl in the eye with your erect penis mid blow job
I gave jasmine a good old peaky blinder last night...she kicked me out, I need a place to stay, please help me?
by German Hand Basket June 17, 2016
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Bandersnatch

A bandersnatch, is, but is not a limited to, a pit like being with fangs, tentacles, and normally suction cups!
by Kai Friend June 20, 2007
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bender

Ned Donkle took a bender over the right field wall
by NED DONKLE May 13, 2005
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bender

A head-banger, rocker or otherwise classic rebel and/or delinquent.

Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.
Look at that guy with the Ozzy jacket and the mullet, he's a total bender.
by Conan Galloway November 7, 2007
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benders

Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
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binders full of women

Information used to keep track of file cabinets full of children.
That mob of kids need to be fed, bathed and put to bed, where did I put those binders full of women?
by guy full of definitions October 17, 2012
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