joe biden

americas new daddy

person 1: who won the election?
person 2: joe biden duh

by rawrdumptrump December 6, 2020

Joe Biden

J - joke of the century
O - oh where the hell am I again?
E - empty-headed nincompoop
B - bumbling fool who didn't win the election
I - inflated ego
D - does anybody know what the hell I'm doing here because I sure don't!
E - everything I say is a lie
N - not my president

Sleepy Joe Biden is the favorite president of brain-dead idiots everywhere!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Joe Biden

The act of being president not even 3 months, and already ruining shit. Obama even said Joe wasn’t fit for the job. We already know how bad Democrats are, look at how Andrew Jackson (a Democrat) treated the US. He killed many natives, stole land, and he was basically a fuckin terrorist. Instead of Donald who was just against gender equality, you retards decided to choose a racist land stealing scumbag. Oh shit, getting a call from the Middle East. Their oil is getting stolen. Brb, gotta go fight for the shitty USA.

This stupid motherfucker pulled a Joe Biden on us

by A victim of racism and abuse March 5, 2021

Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States who spends more time at Baskin Robbins than addressing actual problems. I'm not exaggerating, lol; this guy is worse than Donald Trump believe it or not.

Person 1: What are you going to do about Russia, China, Brazil, and various other countries phasing out the U.S Dollar?

Joe Biden: I'll tell you what we'll do, we're go telt the-os chilian to got with them and hope pudding Republicans are evil.

Person 1: Was there really nobody better on the ballot?

by Themugisalie April 6, 2023

Joe Biden

Worst president in U.S. history

Joe Biden has destroyed this country

by BiggieSmalls369 July 4, 2022

boston bidet

an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.

ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.

by trilliam turdsworth September 12, 2017

president biden

The perfect example of choosing the lesser of two evils to run a shit show of a country

Did you hear about the new shit president? Yeah President Biden

by torrinater November 9, 2020