Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
Get the Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad mug.When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.
I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.
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I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American
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