While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
by Deputydog April 24, 2011
Get the bear jobmug. A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.
Obviously dated, due to caller ID.
Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"
Obviously dated, due to caller ID.
Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"
by Zelph August 9, 2004
Get the Muffler bearingsmug. by youarewho February 23, 2009
Get the bear clawmug. The school motto of the University of Arizona. In 1926, after Arizona Wildcats star football quarterback John Salmon was involved in a horrific car accident, he was hospitalized and visited daily by his coach Pop McKale. On October 18, 1926, Salmon spoke his last words to his coach before dying, "Tell the team to bear down." Coach McKale told the Wildcats team as Salmon wished before a big game, and Arizona wound up winning. It became the school's motto shortly afterwards.
The phrase itself basically means to be strong and smart. It has nothing to do with any large carnivorous animal.
The phrase itself basically means to be strong and smart. It has nothing to do with any large carnivorous animal.
Dude 1: "Bear down!"
Dude 2: "Wait, why would Wildcats bear down? Wildcats aren't bears! They stole it from Chicago!"
Dude 1: "Probably because the phrase has absolutely nothing to do with bears in the first place, it means to exert strength and intelligence. And Arizona has been using it since 1926. Chicago didn't start using until nearly twenty years later!"
Dude 2: "Oh........."
Dude 2: "Wait, why would Wildcats bear down? Wildcats aren't bears! They stole it from Chicago!"
Dude 1: "Probably because the phrase has absolutely nothing to do with bears in the first place, it means to exert strength and intelligence. And Arizona has been using it since 1926. Chicago didn't start using until nearly twenty years later!"
Dude 2: "Oh........."
by 98712342634234 May 11, 2014
Get the Bear Downmug. The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.
Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
by Cracka Jak December 15, 2007
Get the Bear Blastingmug. The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.
by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008
Get the bear stearnedmug. When a guy shaves his pubic hair and hides them under a pillow, then while receiving felatio, he pulls out, ejaculates in her face, and pushes her face into the pile of pubes. When she comes up, she will be covered in pubes, giving the appearance of a grizzly bear, then (understandably angry) wil make noise that make her sound like a grizzly as well *Grrrrr*
by Nick and Brian August 22, 2006
Get the grizzly bearmug.