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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
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"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017
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Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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Boston Bubble Bath

The act of shitting in a hot tub, cranking up the heat, then making someone get in it.
I told your mother that if she wanted to get in my pants, she had to let me give her a boston bubble bath.
by Palestinian jewboy May 25, 2011
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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Golden Sponge Bath

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
by The Double D from O September 3, 2010
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Turkish Steam Bath

When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.
Yo mom was taking a nice hot shower, so I snuck in and gave her a nasty Turkish Steam Bath.
by dr_munch'O'lot December 6, 2006
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