bang cock

When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

fuck bags

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

by Zack December 27, 2003

fun bags

Bags in which you pack entertainment items to be used on long trips. They frequently contain reading material, CDs, magnetic chess boards, and mad libs.

Sister: Mom! Jimmy's messing around with my fun bags again.

Mom: Jimmy, play with your own stuff, or I'll have to come back there!

by fully dressed lunch September 22, 2006

Danga Banga

Highly intelligent Asian who lacks common sense.

Asian Face no.1: Look there's mould on the plaster ceiling.

Asian Face no.2: I have a Degree in Civil Engineering. Let's get the garden hose and wash it off.

Asian Face no.1: You are a Danga Banga.

by Danga Banga's Friend January 20, 2009

Kang Bang

When you get completely fucked over by the most unpredictable guy in the world. Can be general bad luck in the room, or just getting joked on by someone really really bad.

"Why is he crying?
He got kang banged."

"I still have no girlfriend fuck being kang banged."

"Damn he is on top of Tony right now! Should we help Tony out?
No man I don't want to end up getting Kang Banged too!"

by bronybro March 21, 2011

throw bands

To throw bundles of money wrapped in rubber bands at strippers in the club instead of dollar bills other guys are spending, therefore upscaling your status as a rich dude

Yo, look at that ho over there making that dude throw bands.

by Differentbreed November 8, 2013

clang and bang

To work out. Made popular by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Getting swollen. The adjective form is "clanging and banging".

Me: "OK babe, I can't text, I gotta go clang and bang so I can be swole like The Rock"

by Stempdog218 September 6, 2016