badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

African Bagel

A sex position in which the women places her legs behind her head, and the man penetrates her through the rear and pulls out to ejaculate on her. It is highly favored among African tribe leaders.

Bitch you better get down and African Bagel.
or
They were doing the African Bagel all night long.

by Pdidhe January 23, 2011

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

bagel boi

Like a fuck boi except he gives you bagels. Probably will enjoy bagels by himself without your company. Gives bagels to other girls. Probably a cutie but should not be trusted. Trap him down and get his bagels. Don't plays his bagel games, you can do better.

He probably needs to level up into a bagel daddy.

"Man, bagel bois be hella thirsty"

"I tried to get in with this bagel boi but he wasn't having it."

by Feasibly Awesome June 5, 2017

Badger-Wrestling

euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.

He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...

"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"

by James Preston December 26, 2008

Badgers Nose

A Badgers Nose is something on your shopping list. Basically it is any form of food and just a fun way of saying it to confuse your friends.

guy 1: "go to the shop for me"
guy 2: "sure what do'ya want?"
guy 1: "2 Badgers Noses and a Pakki's Ankle"
guy 2: "WHAT?!?"

by Lil Andy :-D May 29, 2007