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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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aaron middlebrough

Is a gay faggot so he is actually called Aaron Middlesbrough
Aaron middlebrough ate a niggit
by 9ay_l0rd December 25, 2018
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Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.
Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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Aaron Garner

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020
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The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.
"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"
by Rema D October 25, 2020
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Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.
I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.
by AbigScott June 8, 2020
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aaron.#8295

very handsome , muscular and charming

owns obyn greenfoot plush
omg aaron.#8295 is so very handsome , muscular and charming
by aaronisawesomer April 25, 2022
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