Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.

by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019

Southern Charm

Hahahahaha! Ok. Alright. He's won me over a little bit that shit was funny. I'm starting to see the appeal.

Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.

Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?

by Gwizzle1 September 4, 2022

carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017