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Jeff is a liar
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Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!
"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"
by Tokyol0 May 15, 2019
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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Jeff Schechter

That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter
by Apex Juju June 20, 2019
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Jeff

The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!
by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019
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Jeff

Guy who doesnt want to go to the gym but has to anyway
Sorry Jeff, you gotta go to the gym at 6:00pm
by Maditayl September 27, 2019
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