hewbrew hammer

A small jewish penis.

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.

by Jokesin July 25, 2007

Hammer Head

When ur purple head is three times the size of ur Dangler.

KJ: Hey Greame why is ur purp head so big?
Greame Mann: Da Whaaaat?
KJ: Wow that must be a Hammer head.
Greame: FUCK YOU!

by Kyle Joudrey April 24, 2008

Fart Hammer

After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.

Rusty Harden gave me the fart hammer last night

by Dirty Dingus October 18, 2008

Jesus hammer

a Chritsian cross

preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!

by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010

Hell Hammer

Thor's rival who stole Thor's hammer and makes fun of said norse god by calling him "Thor the Whore". A carpenter in/from the pits of Hell. The alter-ego of one Kooter Ray Cyrus. Also known to be drummer for the infamous metal band known as Mayhem.

Hell Hammer: Hey man, I'm hammering Hell!!!

by Curtis "G. G. Allen" Lovejoy August 9, 2006

Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.

Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night

by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012

smoke hammer

A very attractive female.

Damn Hillary Duff is a smoke hammer

by Whitesugar50 February 22, 2018