Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

Faux Reverse Blumpkin

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.

Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.

by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009

Blumpkin Double Duo

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.

It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.

by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

by Marcookski January 27, 2010

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009