Aaron Healy's only comeback
by poontang March 17, 2004
A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 22, 2009
by DB January 14, 2005
by jonny p winkle and the sundance kids November 03, 2003
when you walk in the room and you know shit is about to go down. the extra *e* is the indicator that you're about to get real reckless
by wvu mounties baby May 29, 2010
1)Any of the rare, Old World catfishes native to North American inner-cities. These catfishes weigh as much as 200 lbs and have an approx. length of 5'11". They are known for their distinctive dark brown color, wide-set slanted eyes and pug-like faces, and high-pitched whiny cries.
The collection of Ne-Yo's are popular among young, usually mainstreamer people who are frequent followers of popular music.
2) A boring singer, no different than the rest of this waste that is played on the radio. Some compared him to Michael Jackson which is a fucking insult because Michael Jackson was a child prodigy and a legend. Someone shoot Ne-Yo.
3) A person who so badly wants to be like Usher Raymond.
4) A tax right-off.
The collection of Ne-Yo's are popular among young, usually mainstreamer people who are frequent followers of popular music.
2) A boring singer, no different than the rest of this waste that is played on the radio. Some compared him to Michael Jackson which is a fucking insult because Michael Jackson was a child prodigy and a legend. Someone shoot Ne-Yo.
3) A person who so badly wants to be like Usher Raymond.
4) A tax right-off.
1) Mom: Guess what we're having for dinner kids?
Kids: What?
Mom: We're having fried Ne-Yo with coleslaw!
Kids: Yeaaaaa!
2) Shawquaniqua Tequila Alize: Girl, I'm gon' buy that new Ne-Yo album! He is the MJ of 2007! And he is sexy as fuck!
Fanaye: MJ of 2007? Go cut your wrists. And you need to listen to real music. This is recyclable goods.
3) Jason gets on my nerves dressing like an R&B superstar 24/7 and randomly busting out dance moves when you least expect. He is such a Ne-Yo!
4) During the Feb/March 2006 tax season, 60% of Ne-Yo's were sent to the government.
Kids: What?
Mom: We're having fried Ne-Yo with coleslaw!
Kids: Yeaaaaa!
2) Shawquaniqua Tequila Alize: Girl, I'm gon' buy that new Ne-Yo album! He is the MJ of 2007! And he is sexy as fuck!
Fanaye: MJ of 2007? Go cut your wrists. And you need to listen to real music. This is recyclable goods.
3) Jason gets on my nerves dressing like an R&B superstar 24/7 and randomly busting out dance moves when you least expect. He is such a Ne-Yo!
4) During the Feb/March 2006 tax season, 60% of Ne-Yo's were sent to the government.
by twistedbabydoll May 30, 2007
Another rapper who was once a good rapper but is now just another slow ass retard who isn't even worth listening to. All of his songs after 2013 are shit, he raps in the same boring, low energy and non lyrical style, his new music is only good for when you can't sleep. If you want to hear some actual good music from Yo Gotti, listen to the album Life. That's when Gotti could actually rap and actually sounded like a Memphis rapper. At that time it seemed like he would be the next big Memphis rapper, but that didn't happen so instead he sold out and watered down for more fame.
by Icy Wyte July 01, 2022