Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.
Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!
by Tifonbarniy July 01, 2009
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Biscuit Club

A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.
Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.
by HonBiscuit September 01, 2014
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throwing biscuits

To make random, dubious accusations or claims out of sheer desperation.
Did you hear what Chanel said Garrance did when she told him she was pregnant? That girl's just throwing biscuits cause she knows he ain't the daddy!
by Mookette June 17, 2013
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Digestive Biscuit

A digestive biscuit, sometimes described as a sweet-meal biscuit, is a semi-sweet biscuit that originated in Scotland. The digestive was first developed in 1839 by two Scottish doctors to aid digestion.
I got a box of Mcvitie's Digestive biscuit's at the market today!
by Smellietheace May 18, 2021
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Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.
Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."
by BangoSkaank July 16, 2014
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Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.
K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.
by E2ThaDoubleD November 12, 2017
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Biscuit whipper

He's not very old, he's only a biscuit whipper.
by Jazzpancake March 05, 2017
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