by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009
Get the why you look HIV positivemug. Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
Get the Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"
andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.
Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"
andrew: "shitty"
Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"
andrew: "shitty"
by simo June 17, 2006
Get the why so blue panda bear?mug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the why did the chicken cross the road?mug. An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.
You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!
by Dee Hill February 18, 2005
Get the You wanna tell me why!mug. by Derpyp September 19, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms
by anonymous November 19, 2020
Get the Why is my pee red daymug.