Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016
Get the louisiana shrimp whistlemug. Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Valley thong whistlemug. 
Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023
Get the screaming whistle shitsmug. by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019
Get the Washing the whistlemug. When you are eating some slamming ass pussy and she quivers and bucks at the same time causing a sudden burst of air to push out through a tight vagina. Similar to a queef but like when some migrant workers whistle to get someone's attention.
"Dude!.. I was eating this girl out last night and she came so hard and gave me that Mexican whistle!"
by Thunderdog77 March 2, 2021
Get the Mexican whistlemug. Man, your mom is a straight freak, after I put it in her butt she got down and played that ol’dookie-whistle like a champ.
by The Ill-Lustrious Potente September 22, 2019
Get the Dookie-Whistlemug.