‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed
by KingKakuta June 28, 2018
Get the Weaselmug. by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021
Get the bung weaselmug. Weasel hooked me up last night
by ruedog October 16, 2007
Get the Weaselmug. by Callum Strang January 1, 2021
Get the Bumble Weaselmug. A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
by OneStarGator July 27, 2017
Get the Movie Weaselmug. A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
Get the Pussy weaselmug. Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
by the lioness god October 31, 2021
Get the weasel the dogmug.