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Washington

When one goes to the bathroom to solely wash their hands (for example when entering a restaurant before the meal comes out), but then realizing while in the bathroom and washing their hands that they have to go pee/urinate. Thus, one then has to wash their hands a second time after peeing/urinating.
"Man, I just pulled a Washington when I went to go wash my hands before the food came out. I hate when that happens."
by Hasenfeffer December 9, 2012
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Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.
Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"
by shitywok33 June 23, 2011
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washington lee high school

washington lee high school located in arlington VA the school where hot freshmen girls out number hot sophomore girls like 80 to 3 the school where we HATE yorktown and everything they stand for POOOOOOOORKTOOOOWN the other white meat with all are hearts we hate wakefieldto but only because there in arlington too the school where no matter how bad are football team is fans still come the most diverse school in arlington and in my appinion by far the best i go to washington lee and i can truthfully say i wouldnt have it any other way YAAAAA GENERALS
guy:you goin to the game tonight?
girl:arnt they like 1-5?
guy:yup
girl:of course i am
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waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
by irish donkey June 29, 2006
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Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.
There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.
by GuupDeluxe1 December 16, 2008
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port washington

Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
i love all my port people!!!
by port_is_hott June 5, 2005
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Washington refill

n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to get back to the warmth of your bed. From the speedy nature of gas station customers in the Washington DC and surrounding areas.
"Honey I'm going for a Washington refill"
by marcusdesade January 25, 2005
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