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funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob
1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night
by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014
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Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit

A YouTube video published in 2014 which consists of old pictures of actor Josh Hutcherson while Whistle by Flo Rida plays in the background.
"Hey look at this video" "It's not loading but I swear if It's that Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit."
by jhutchfanuwu November 15, 2023
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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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Cunt Whistle

When you blow into an open vagina and it makes a loud high pitched sound
by Støren March 14, 2016
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Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.
I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first
by Babybert April 15, 2024
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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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