to do a wafae

When you get awake but decide to go back to sleep cuz' it's too early and you're better staying in your bed.

It get up at 8am but i decided to do a wafae and sleep till noon cuz i was so good in my bed. Now it's 1 pm and i'm gonna take my breakfast. I'm normal.

by RgR February 12, 2013

lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 15, 2014

inbred twat waffle

when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc

I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.

by cherlotus July 29, 2016

Cum guzzling twat waffle

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 23, 2016

(>•_•)># waffles

It means waffles..

(>•_•)># Waffles are in the toaster

by <(*~*<) April 7, 2017

Walla Walla Waffle Cone

The act of defecating in the shower and smashing the turd into the drain (using feet or hands) until it aquires the grid pattern of the drain. Can be admired and then mashed further until the turd disappears or it can be left behind to be discovered by the next person to use the shower.

Bob got tired of having to use a communal shower so he left a Walla Walla waffle cone behind to convey his displeasure with the situation.

by Grabthars Hammer September 20, 2017

mental slut waffle

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.

That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018