Vagina

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.

However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide

Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.

Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.

Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.

*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*

by I Hate Me Too May 12, 2014

Vagina

Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.

Update when it has happened!

Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..

by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019

slack vagina

a loose or un-elasticated vaginal opening that whistles when the wind blows, see also Shawn's mom

That girl had such a slack vagina I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Flappy Vagina

Vaginal inner lips which hang a bit outside the vagina.

Let me tell you about flappy
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by Drunk P August 5, 2008

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

Big ole vagina!

A liar usually knows as Seth hoggard

Guy one:you know Seth?

Guy two: yeah he's a "big ole vagina!"

by Johnboyyyz May 2, 2011