Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

Vegetarian Vampire

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.

"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"

by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009

Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009

Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.

They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.

by libertyuk August 16, 2008