squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

by frozzz January 23, 2010

vagina storm

A storm of female juices.

One night in the windy city, it wasn't the weather causing the problems it was Beth's vagina storm.

by Chamakios June 28, 2010

Lightning Vagina

Never hits in the same place twice.

That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.

by Bectoria January 10, 2009

Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.

"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.

by John Linden October 25, 2006

vagina bangs

A hairstyle in which there is a part in the bangs directly in the middle of the forehead similar to the way that the female genitalia is split.

Hilary Duff has some crazy vagina bangs

by vaginator 3001 December 28, 2010

vagina diplomat

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

by oShun May 05, 2006

Vagina Vampire

A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood

Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampons for me

Vagina Vampire Danny: No bitch I'm getting straws

by Alex, July 11, 2008