"Uncle" Roy Washington
A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.
Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.
A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.
Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
The relative with all of the money, who believes that any tax is too high, no matter how reasonable. He employs legions of tax accountants to avoid paying any tax at all. A rich uncle is characterized by notorious stinginess and a Scrooge-like attitude toward the unemployed, the orphaned, the poor, and the elderly.
1. "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" said Uncle Scrooge, Fred's rich uncle.
2. "“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” "Who am I," said Uncle Scrooge, "their rich uncle?"
2. "“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” "Who am I," said Uncle Scrooge, "their rich uncle?"
by senseandnonsense April 07, 2011
by Douglas Duncan July 16, 2017
large man who has the "cash box" and sells awesome stuff out of his van.
ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.
ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.
by dan daley April 25, 2005
by Soul_Driver June 19, 2022
by Cbuck March 11, 2017
Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before
Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..
Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..
by tmoult20 June 09, 2010