Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

a nugget under half a yard

slang for "a little under half a billion dollars"

ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.

by anarcho-lorian August 11, 2021

dumb ass under water

dumb ass under water means you're a person who is drowning because you don't know how to swim. However, dumb ass under water can be use in a funny or an expression.

" You look like a dumb ass underwater"
Dumb ass under water: a person who is drowing.

by Clay Jenson April 21, 2017

smoke somebody under the rug

The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.

Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.

by Blunty McSmokerton July 11, 2008

Fornication Under Consent of the King

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK

"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

by Raijin May 07, 2005

Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 08, 2009

White Man's Under Bite

Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.

Did you see Billy?

No

He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!

Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...

by B. Hanback January 23, 2009