uncle ian

DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS

DADDY IAN CAN HAVE MY KIDS UNCLE IAN

by VIRGIN JOHN CENA November 8, 2021

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Uncle-Skete

When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson

“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”

“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”

by Blitzkreigmansausage February 19, 2022

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Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

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uncle porky

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.

Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.

by Optomon May 9, 2004

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Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.

I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

by capn-quint July 21, 2006

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