Turkish Shooter

The Turkish shooter

Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.

"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkish shooter in the alley behind the co op"

by Mini flatt August 2, 2024

Turkish Freepainters

a type of oddly patriotic people mostly from Turkiye that freepaint all over the map in nations roleplay 2

you know these odd turkish freepainters?

by justablueperson October 21, 2023

Turkistan

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023

Turkish Plunger

When the man is on his hands and knees and the woman is behind him with her tongue in his ass while giving a double KnuckleShuffle handjob, looking like she's trying to pry a plunger off her face.

I got a Turkish Plunger last night from that girl at the bar.

by Demguys October 21, 2023

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024