Trumped

The unwelcomed grabbing of a pussy

1. "I got Trumped in the bar last night when an egotistical douchebag with Tic Tac breath grabbed my genitals with his tiny hands."

2. "He Trumped a feral cat and got clawed in the face."

by somepettythug October 8, 2016

Trumping

1. (v) - to deny that you said something in the past even though you have, in fact, said it many times before.

2. (v) - to completely change your previously-held opinion on something, especially when said something affects you.

Person #1: HA! You've been saying the Bears would beat the Packers all week, and look what happened! You lost!

Person #2: Nope. I never said that.

Person #1: Oh, are you Trumping with me now, man? You've said it 50 times!

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Donald Trump stated back in 2012 that the Electoral College was a disaster for America and that it should be changed, but he sure loved it when it helped him win the election in 2016. Classic Trumping.

by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

Trumping

The act of posting on Twitter while taking a dump.

I just saw my ex in the bar so now I'm trumping in the ladies room hoping he will leave soon!

by Gohogsgirl January 13, 2017

Trumping

Tearing down the accomplishments or character of others in an attempt to bolster your own.

Donny was a master at trumping those who were more noteworthy around him in order to make himself feel more important. After all, the best way to build the highest building is to tear down all those skyscrapers around it first. Even if it's only 3 stories high, it's now the tallest.

by SoTheSayingGoes July 26, 2017

Trumping

Tweeting while on the toilet.

Common when very upset, and usually (but not always) consisting of a “tweet storm”.

Gonna get my coffee do a little trumping before I get ready for the day.

by TheRealDan December 21, 2019

Trumping

Trying to explain things you know absolutely nothing about.

Person 1: Mental health isn't important to anyone. They just need to suck it up.

Person 2: Stop Trumping. You're a car salesman, not a psychiatrist.

by BlueMarket_35 March 18, 2020

trumps

a health / social issue which is a combination of diarrhea and flatulence.

I got the trumps the other night when I ate a stale, old bean burrito at the all-night taco bell. I didn't make it home before I messed up the car seat.

by Bilbo_T November 1, 2018