parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

The Killing Tree

Side project of Rise Against lead vocalist Tim McIlrath and former Rise Against guitarist Todd Mohney. Their style was more hardcore than rise against, with the lyrics primarily being screamed and darker lyrics. They were active from 2000-2004, and released 2 EPs and one album. Bury Me at Makeout Creek (EP, 2000), The Romance of Helen Trent (full-length album, 2002), and We Sing Sin (EP, 2004).

Guy 1: hey have you heard of The Killing Tree?
Guy 2: you mean the awesome side project of Rise Against?
Guy 1: yeah, they kick ass

by hsrsryrfndsn August 5, 2011

dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

out of your tree

completely off one's face on drugs

you were completely out of your tree the other night, when you smashed up your place

by notquitepatrick January 3, 2018

Ur Family Tree bi

Word that only niggas who have transcended past existence can use. If used correctly, could shatter the universe and every dimension in existence. Nothing happens to the nigga using it due to the transcendence effect.

Random Person: Ur mom gay lol

Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!

Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha

Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi

Person: Implodes and fucking dies

Universe: Shatters and dies

by TheFirstTranscendedNigga March 13, 2018

Fish In A Tree

A book made by Lynda Mullaly Hunt. This book is about the main character Ally Nickerson, she gets into a lot of problems, but she is good at keeping them hidden, but while people have their suspicions, it's her new teacher, Mr. Daniels who finally uncovers the full extent of Ally's problem, it's that Ally can't read at all.

Harry enjoys reading Fish In A Tree. He reads it at school.

by DaCobraVideos May 5, 2019

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020