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Extreme Coin Toss

One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.
I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.
by DailyXanDefinitions May 2, 2021
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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022
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Toss a Squirrel Through It

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022
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Liv tatter toss

When you’re getting a blumpkin and she blows chunks in your lap
Man I went in for a blumpkin and she gave me a liv tatter toss
by Nana’s v March 12, 2022
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toss the salad

it might be time for me to toss the salad
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
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toss your salad

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
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Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.
Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.
by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003
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