Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

by DaHolmes March 11, 2023

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015

Frank-top

Typically a brightly colored and possibly striped tank-top. Probably will make you look hip when worn. Something Frank would wear out on the town.

"My girl and I were at Target the other day, and I picked out a shirt that I liked. She quickly informed me it was a Frank-top, and that I probably couldn't pull it off.

by nerrrdy July 29, 2011

Tuffin Top

A term used to describe a male who has dark hair with tuff/thick blond streaks. The blond hair is coated with a greasy coat of gel, which gives the appearance of hardness.

"Hey look at that guys hair" - "haha what a Tuffin Top!"

by Risherz... June 11, 2009

Boofin Top

Muffin Top but with boobs

This push up bra is giving me a mean case of boofin top.

by gleek1016 April 9, 2016